The nuns at convent college wore black stockings underneath their lengthy habits and wimples. They have been a part of the Blue Stockings educating group, and extra involved with turning us into attention-grabbing, sturdy girls than something holy.
We adopted my father’s regiment within the Gurkhas from India to Hong Kong and Malaysia. My reminiscences are of a bungalow that seemed out over slightly air strip the place biplanes would land and the highlight from a jail camp that flicked by means of my bed room home windows.
I went to modelling college for one month the place I used to be taught tips on how to stroll and be sleek and placed on make-up so it wouldn’t frighten the horses.
I nonetheless rely myself as a Bond lady. We have been despatched to Switzerland for 2 months [in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service] on £100 per week – which was lots of cash – and handled as stars.
People usually cease me and say: “Oh, my mother is Patsy” [from Absolutely Fabulous]. I love Patsy because we’re such polar opposites. She’s so dismissive of legal guidelines and guidelines and behaving correctly, and I’m clearly a saint.
I are likely to say sure to every part because of my concern that I by no means went to drama college. I say, “Yeah, how lovely,” hoping it would result in one thing else.
I went to a marvellous celebration at No 10 when President Clinton was in energy. He was stupendously handsome, with piercing blue eyes, and gave the impression to be seven ft taller than everyone else.
I spent 9 days on a desert island off Madagascar. I didn’t have cleaning soap, a comb, make-up, a change of garments, a mirror, a digital camera or something to eat. When I got here again, I noticed this wild lady and realised I had no thought what I actually seem like.
You can’t be completely satisfied on a regular basis, however it is best to at all times attempt to make different folks completely satisfied. And that features every part that lives on this planet, from folks to fishes.
What’s the key to my everlasting youth? The Holy Grail. Ha!
I’ve been vegetarian since my late 20s. Sometimes I’ll scent a barbecue and say, “Ooh, that smells divine,” and my husband will say, “But it’s meat!”
I’m a fantastic cut back, reuse, recycler. I by no means purchase plastic bottles of water. I reuse clingfilm, take fabric luggage to the grocery store, flatten my bubble wrap. I want the recycle corporations wouldn’t simply say: not at present recycled. Lazy bastards. I didn’t say bastards. They are simply lazy, naughty folks. Sort it out.
I wish to say to folks dispirited after this yr of lockdown and unhappiness: don’t lose coronary heart, have vitality, do one thing.
Joanna Lumley’s 10 Steps to Greening Good is at brita.co.uk/greening-good